Friday, April 24, 2009

Sayings that I found funny!!!

Some people are like the slinky toy.
They have no apparent use, yet they
can bring a smile to your face when
you push them down the stairs.

Give a person a fish and
you feed them for a day;
teach a person to use the Internet
and they won't bother you for weeks.

lib·er·al : Someone so open-minded that their brains fell out.

Illegitimi non Carborundum
"Don't let the bastards grind you down"

If you think there is good in everybody
then you have not met everybody.

Carpe Crakem
"Seize the Crackhead"

I plan to live forever! So far, so good.

With sufficient thrust,
Pigs fly just fine.

Heroes aren't born, they're cornered.

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