50 Bizarre Laws You Won’t Believe…

50 Bizarre Laws You Won’t Believe…

If you have ever wondered what is wrong with America today, I give you these. Every state has them, bizarre laws that don’t make sense. Rather than being more concerned on financial stuff or other things that can make our lives worthwhile a myriad of American citizens making up mandates that are simply absurd. Okay, okay being too preoccupied with earning money, may be unreasonable to some but I just can’t get these laws out of my mind. Anyway, just take a look them so you can have a bit of idea what I’m talking about. Feel free in the comment box at the end of this post to add any other laws you might know about from your state. We’ll see who has the most, bizarre laws. (my guess is Arkansas).

Alabama: It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.

Alaska: It is illegal to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.

Arizona: Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.

Arkansas: Schoolteachers who bob their hair cannot get a raise.

California: Animals may not mate in public within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school or place of worship.

Colorado: In Denver, it is illegal to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.

Connecticut: In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.

Delaware: It is illegal to fly over a body of water unless you’re carrying a sufficient supply of food and drink.

Florida: If you tie an elephant to a parking meter, you must insert money into the meter as you would with a car.

Georgia: No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket on a Sunday.

Hawaii: Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears.

Idaho: You may not fish on a camel’s back.

Illinois: Chicago law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.

Indiana: Performing puppet shows, wire dancing or tumbling acts for money is punishable by a fine.

Iowa: One-armed piano players must perform for free.

Kansas: You cannot shoot rabbits from a motorboat.

Kentucky: In Owensboro, a woman may not buy a hat without her husband’s permission.

Louisiana: “Fake” wrestling matches are prohibited.

Maine: Shotguns must be taken to church in the event of a Native American attack.

Maryland: In Baltimore, it’s illegal to take a lion to the movies.

Massachusetts: At a wake, mourners may eat no more than three sandwiches.

Michigan: It is illegal to let your pig run free in Detroit unless it has a ring in its nose.

Minnesota: A person may not cross state lines with a duck on top of his head.

Mississippi: It is a misdemeanor to have more than one illegitimate child.

Missouri: In Kansas City, the installation of bathtubs with four legs resembling animal paws is prohibited.

Montana: It is a felony for a wife to open her husband’s mail.

Nebraska: In Lehigh, doughnut holes are not allowed.

Nevada: You are allowed to hang someone for shooting your dog on your property.

New Hampshire: It’s illegal to collect seaweed at night.

New Jersey: It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.

New Mexico: In Las Cruces, you may not carry a lunchbox down Main Street.

New York: Citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers.”

North Carolina: It’s against the law to sing off key.

North Dakota: Beer and pretzels can’t be served at the same time in a bar or restaurant.

Ohio: It is illegal to get a fish drunk.

Oklahoma: People who make “ugly faces” at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.

Oregon: In Stanfield, no more than two people may share a single drink.

Pennsylvania: It is illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.

Rhode Island: Any marriage in which either of the parties is an idiot or lunatic is considered null and void.

South Carolina: A person must be 18 years old to play a pinball machine.

South Dakota: It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.

Tennessee: In Oneida, an ordinance forbids anyone to sing the song “It Ain’t Goin’ To Rain No Mo’.”

Texas: A law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.

Utah: A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence.

Vermont: In Barre, all residents must bathe every Saturday night.

Virginia: In Waynesboro, it is illegal for a woman to drive a car up Main Street unless her husband is walking in front of the car waving a red flag.

Washington: It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town.

West Virginia: A person may be arrested for making fun of someone who does not accept a challenge.

Wisconsin: It is illegal to kiss on a train.

Wyoming: You may not take a picture of a rabbit from January to April without an official permit.

Sayings that I found funny!!!

Some people are like the slinky toy.
They have no apparent use, yet they
can bring a smile to your face when
you push them down the stairs.

Give a person a fish and
you feed them for a day;
teach a person to use the Internet
and they won't bother you for weeks.

lib·er·al : Someone so open-minded that their brains fell out.

Illegitimi non Carborundum
"Don't let the bastards grind you down"

If you think there is good in everybody
then you have not met everybody.

Carpe Crakem
"Seize the Crackhead"

I plan to live forever! So far, so good.

With sufficient thrust,
Pigs fly just fine.

Heroes aren't born, they're cornered.

Water Or Coke???

Water or Coke?

Water Or Coke ???
Which one is the 'Real Thing' ???

We all know that water is important but you've never seen it written down like this before.

WATER
1. 75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated. (Likely applies to half world population.)

2. In 37% of Americans, the thirst mechanism is so weak that it is often mistaken for hunger.

3. Even MILD dehydration will slow down one's metabolism as much as 3%.

4. One glass of water will shut down midnight hunger pangs for almost 100% of the dieters studied in a University of Washington study.

5. Lack of water, the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue.

6. Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of water a day could significantly ease back and joint pain for up to 80% of sufferers.

7. A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term memory, trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on the computer screen or on a printed page.

8. Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of colon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast cancer by 79%, and one is 50%less likely to develop bladder cancer. Are you drinking the amount of water you should every day?

COKE
1. In many states (in the USA) the highway patrol carries two gallons of Coke in the trunk to remove blood from the highway after a car accident.

2. You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of coke and it will be gone in two days.

3. To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl and let the "real thing" sit for one hour, then flush clean. The citric acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous china.

4. To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the bumper with a rumpled-up piece of Reynolds Wrap aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola.

5. To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion.

6. To loosen a rusted bolt: Applying a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola to the rusted bolt for several minutes.

7. To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coca-Cola into the baking pan, wrap the ham in aluminum foil, and bake. Thirty minutes before the ham is finished, remove the foil, allowing the drippings to mix with the Coke for a sumptuous brown gravy.

8. To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of coke into a load of greasy clothes, add detergent, and run through a regular cycle. The Coca-Cola will help loosen grease stains. It will also clean road haze from your windshield.

FOR YOUR INFORMATION:
1. The active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid. Its pH is 2.8. It will dissolve a nail in about four days. Phosphoric acid also leaches calcium from bones and is a major contributor to the rising increase in osteoporosis.

2. To carry Coca-Cola syrup (the concentrate) the commercial truck must use the Hazardous Material place cards reserved for highly corrosive materials.

3. The distributors of coke have been using it to clean the engines of their trucks for about 20 years!

Now the question is, would YOU like a glass of water or Coke

(and I know that the Coke stuff is mostly myth Go To Snopes And Have A Look Yourself, And stop giving me grief about it! It's a JOKE......! I also know that the water facts are pretty much true, so please drink more water than Coke)

Crap About Sex

Research shows that 25% of men and 17% of women planned their first sexual encounter.

The walrus has the largest penis of any land animal, measuring 24.5 inches when erect.

Orgies were originally religious events, being offerings to the gods.

"Not Able to Fornicate" was the name of a 19th-century northwestern American Indian chief.

The words "naked" and "nude" are not the same thing. Naked implies unprotected. Nude means unclothed.

Over the same period of time, women who read romance novels tend to have twice as many lovers as those who don't.

According to the Kinsey Institute, masturbation is more common among white-collar workers than blue-collar workers.

Women with a Ph.D. are twice as likely to be interested in a one-night stand than those with only a bachelor's degree.

Dishabiliophobia is the fear of undressing in front of someone.

On average, 20% of women who live with their boyfriends have another sex partner.

The two leading causes of temporary impotence are prolonged cigarette smoking and tight pants.

Acrotomophilia occurs when you have a sexual attraction to amputees.

According to the Kama Sutra, a mixture of camel's milk and honey will keep a man erect night and day.

According to Penthouse magazine, more women complain about infrequent sex than men do.

The frequency with which a woman has orgasms during her sleep actually increases as she ages during her childbearing years.

Forty percent of women have said they had an orgasm while dreaming about sex. That number is 80% for men.

According to a Kinsey survey, 75% of men ejaculate within three minutes pf penetration.

The typical lovemaking session averages 15 minutes in length.

Males under the age of forty are typically able to achieve an erection in less than ten seconds.

Three out of a thousand men (0.3%) are well endowed enough to fellate (blow) themselves to orgasm.

The French tickler was invented by a Tibetan monk.

Rabbits have been the emblem of fertility because of its well-known talents for multiplying.

Timmie Jean Lindsey of Houston, TX became the first person to get silicone breast implants in 1962.

A typical orgasm lasts from three to ten seconds, with contractions occurring every 0.8 seconds for both men and women.

The Kama Sutra details techniques on ten types of kisses, 64 different caresses, eight variations on oral sex, and 84 positions for intercourse.

Medomalacuphobia is the fear of losing an erection.

There are five calories in a teaspoon of semen.

According to Playboy, more women talk dirty during sex than men.

Somebody actually timed a rattlesnake mating session that lasted 22.75 hours.

According to recent surveys, the man is the most likely partner to be tied up during sex.

Among primates, man has the largest and thickest penis.

A study of pet owners found that 66% claimed they allowed their pets to remain in the bedroom during intercourse.

The average bra is designed to last for only 180 days of use.

The most recorded orgasms in an hour by researchers at the Center for Marital and Sexual Studies in Long Beach, CA, was 134 by one female and sixteen for a male.

A small flaccid penis generally has a greater percentage increase during erection than a larger flaccid penis.

According to Playboy, the most popular sexual aid is erotic literature.

Besides the genitals and the breasts, the inner nose is the only other body part that routinely swells during intercourse.

Women who are housewives are, as a whole, more faithful than working women.

According to a recent survey, more Americans lose their virginity in June than any other month.

Women say that the part of a man's body that they admire the most is his buttocks.

Studies have shown that men become sexually aroused nearly every time they dream.

Studies show that, for some unknown reason, the higher the level of education, the more men tend to have wet dreams.

Menstrual cramps have been known, in rare cases, to induce orgasms.

A "buckle bunny" is a woman who goes to rodeos with the express intent of having sex with a rodeo cowboy.

Women who went to college are more likely than high school dropouts to enjoy both the giving and receiving of oral sex.

Semen contains small amounts of more than thirty elements, including fructose, ascorbic acid, cholesterol, creatine, citric acid, lactic acid, nitrogen, vitamin B12, and various salts and enzymes.

Studies have proven that it's harder to tell a convincing lie to someone you find sexually attractive.

The name of Wyoming's Grand Teton peak literally means "big tit."

According to statistics, Australian women are the most likely to have sex on the first date.

The same chemical responsible for the ecstatic highs of love and sexual attraction, phenylethylamine, is also found in chocolate.

The male fetus is capable of attaining an erection during the last trimester.

Exhibitionists are most likely to be married men.

The usual result of ingesting Spanish Fly is vomiting.

The Kama Sutra was written by Mallanga Vatsyayana, who was rumored to be celibate.

Compulsive or pathological sexual behavior have a 12-step program available to them through SLAA, the Sex and Love Addicts Anonymous.

A survey conducted by Masters and Johnson in the early 1980s revealed that the third-most frequent fantasy amongst both homosexual men and women was a heterosexual encounter.

Sperm banks keep their donor semen at approximately -321 degrees Fahrenheit. At that temperature, it could be kept indefinitely.

Among transsexuals who choose sex-change operations, females who elect to become males are reportedly happier and better adjusted after the procedures than males who elect to become female.

The most successful X-rated movie of all time is Deep Throat. It cost less than $50,000 to make it and has earned more than $100 million.

While nudity was considered commonplace to the ancient Greeks, a man was considered indecent if he had an exposed erection.

Believe it or not, there's actually a word for the fear of seeing, thinking about, or having an erect penis. It's called ithyphallophobia.

Homosexuality remained on the American Psychiatric Association's list of mental illnesses until 1973.

Oculolinctus is a fetish whereby people are sexually aroused by licking a partner's eyeball. A word of caution if you want to try this: oral herpes can be transferred to the eye.

At age seventy, 73% of men are still potent.

The first "official" vasectomy was performed in 1893.

The smallest erect penis on record was one centimeter long.

Oneirogmophobia is the fear of wet dreams.

The Roman emperor Nero used to dress up young boys in his dead wife's clothes and make love to them.

According to the Kinsey Institute, half of the men raised on farms have had a sexual encounter with an animal.

An agalmatophiliac is someone who has a fetish for statues or mannequins. These people tend to have an uncontrollable desire to masturbate whenever they see a nude mannequin.

It takes a sperm one hour to swim seven inches.

A man's testicles increase in size by 50% when he is aroused.

Women who respond to sex surveys in magazines have had five times as many lovers as non-respondents.

Black women are 50% more likely than white women to have an orgasm when they have sex.

Micropenis is a rare disorder where the afflicted suffers from an unusually small penis, roughly .75 to one inch long...and that's erect.

An unobstructed penis is capable of shooting semen anywhere from 12 to 24 inches.

One of the reasons male deer rub their antlers on a tree or the ground is to masturbate.

In 1995, Mo Ka Wang, a Chi Kung master in Hong Kong, lifted over 250 pounds of weight two feet off the floor with his erect penis.

It's been said that Adolph Hitler was a coprophiliac, which means he had a fetish for women's feces. He also had a thing for being urinated on by women.

It's been estimated that the practice of autoerotic asphyxiation (temporarily suffocating yourself while masturbating) takes the lives of 250 to a thousand people each year. I guess going blind is the least of your worries.

It's been estimated that one out of every two hundred women is born with an extra nipple.

The initial spurt of ejaculate travels at 28 miles per hour. By way of comparison, the world record for the 100 yard dash is 27.1 miles per hour.

In earlier times, virginity on one's wedding night was of the greatest importance. To prove that the bride was a virgin, it was customary that the couple would display the bloodstained bedsheet for all to see once the wedding was consummated.

The first known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by the Egyptians in 2000 B.C. It was replaced with elephant droppings when they realized it wouldn't work.

The left testicle usually hangs lower than the right for right-handed men. The opposite is true for lefties.

The body

Hiccups happen when the diaphragm, the muscle that controls our breathing, becomes irritated and start to spasm and contract uncontrollably. With each contraction, air is pulled into the lungs very quickly, passes through the voice box, and then the epiglottis closes behind the rush of air, shaking the vocal chords, causing the "hic" sound. The irritation can be caused by rapid eating, emotional stress and even some diseases. The best cure? Breathing into a paper bag. This calms the diaphragm by increasing the amount of carbon dioxide in your bloodstream.

The length from your wrist to your elbow is the same as the length of your foot.

Your heart beats 101,000 times a day. During your lifetime it will beat about 3 billion times and pump about 400 million litres (800 million pints) of blood.

Your mouth produces 1 litre (1.8 pints) of saliva a day.

On average, people can hold their breath for about one minute. The world record is 15 minutes 2 seconds, by Tom Sietas..

The human head contains 22 bones.

On average, you breathe 23,000 times a day.

On average, you speak almost 5,000 words a day - although almost 80% of speaking is self-talk (talking to yourself).

Einstein's brain was of average size (1375 grams - 49oz).

Over the last 150 years the average height of people in industrialised nations increased by 10 cm (4 in).

In the 19th century, American men were the tallest in the world, averaging 1,71m (5'6"). Today, the average height for American men is 1,75m (5'7"), compared to 1,77m (5'8") for Swedes, and 1,78m (5'8.5") for the Dutch.

The tallest nation in the world is the Watusis of Burundi.

If the amount of water in your body is reduced by just 1%, you'll feel thirsty.

Hippocrates, the Father of Medicine, suggested that a woman could enlarge her bust line by singing loudly and often.

A person can live without food for about a month, but only about a week without water.

You'll drink about 75,000 litres (20,000 gallons) of water in your lifetime.

After a certain period of growth, hair becomes dormant. That means that it is attached to the hair follicle until replaced by new hair.

Hair on the head grows for between two and six years before being replaced. In the case of baldness, the dormant hair was not replaced with new hair.

Men loose about 40 hairs a day. Women loose about 70 hairs a day.

In the Middle Ages the length from the tip of the middle finger to the elbow was called an ell.

A person remains conscious for eight seconds after being decapitated.

The first human sex change took place in 1950 when Danish doctor Christian Hamburger operated on New Yorker George Jargensen, who became Christine Jargensen.

The muscle that lets your eye blink is the fastest muscle in your body. It allows you to blink 5 times a second. On average, you blink 15 000 times a day. Women blink twice as much as men.

A typical athlete's heart churns out 25 to 30 litres (up to 8 gallons) of blood per minute.

We have four basic tastes. The salt and sweet taste buds are at the tip of the tongue, bitter at the base, and sour along the sides.

Unless food is mixed with saliva you cannot taste it.

The liver is the largest of the body's internal organs. The skin is the body's largest organ.

Not all our taste buds are on our tongue; about 10% are on the palette and the cheeks.

On average a hiccup lasts 5 minutes.

Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails.

It takes about 3 months for the transplanted hair to start growing again.

About 13% of people are left-handed. Up from 11% in the past.

In 1900, a person could expect to live to be 47. Today, the average life expectancy for men and women in developed countries is longer than 70 years.

A newborn baby's head accounts for one-quarter of its weight.

King Henry I, who ruled in the England in the 12th century, standardised the yard as the distance from the thumb of his outstretched arm to his nose.

The bones in your body are not white - they range in colour from beige to light brown. The bones you see in museums are white because they have been boiled and cleaned.

Our eyes are always the same size from birth.

Every person has a unique tongue print.

If all your DNA is stretched out, it would reach to the moon 6,000 times.

Approximately two-thirds of a person's body weight is water. Blood is 92% water. The brain is 75% water and muscles are 75% water.

The coloured part of the eye is called the iris. Behind the iris is the soft, rubbery lens which focuses the light on to a layer, called the retina, in the back of the eye. The retina contains about 125 million rods and 7 million cones. The rods pick up shades of grey and help us see in dim light. The cones work best in bright light to pick up colours.

We actually do not see with our eyes - we see with our brains. The eyes basically are the cameras of the brain. One-quarter of the brain is used to control the eyes.

My Favourite Horror/Gory Movies Of All Time That I Own On DVD Or Plan On Owning!!!

Hey there everyone if anyone still reads this blog anymore *sniffles* *lol* Well it's a new year and I just went to the theater a few weeks ago to see a horror movie called My Bloody Valentine 3D, I kept my glasses from it as well I'll post a picture of them on here soon so you can see them they look so neat not like the old retro 3D glasses that were red and blue and cardboard, these ones are plastic and kinda look like sunglasses. They say on them don't use as sunglasses *lol* So anyways it got me thinking that I should be blogging about my favorite horror/gory movies of all time. And since I'll be doing it again in February on Friday the 13th aka February 13th or a few days after that day I thought Dylan you see so many scary movies why not talk about them on here so here goes a run down of my favorite horror and gory movies. The movie I will be going to see next is Friday The 13th it comes out on Friday the 13th of February you know the movie its one about the serial killer Jason. So anyways here goes a new post after many months of no blogging lets see if I still remember how to blog *lol* ok here goes I have also given my own up to five star ratings for each one.....

The Saw movies all of them 2004 to 2008 (****): Saw, Saw II, Saw III, Saw IV, & Saw V: The first one was not as good as the ones that came after it but a good place to start, it was good enough to hold my interest and make me want to see the others in the series so far there have been five of them in the whole series I own them all on DVD, and they are in production for Saw 6 right now, also in the works is a video game based on the movies I'd play it. I recommend the Saw movies to die hard Gorno fans with strong stomachs and hearts *lol*. Just ask my wife it is scary stuff she went to see number three or four with me in the theater and she said never again *lol* I loved hearing that from her though actually believe it or not.....

Rob Zombies Halloween 2007 (*****): I saw this in theaters with my wife. I did not like the original Halloween movies too lame, and predictable and not much gore, but Rob zombie definitely changed all of that. I recommend it I own it on DVD as well, and even my wife liked it and if she liked it then it is an excellent movie because she is fussy when it comes to these types of movies first off and secondly she hates scary and gory movies. This was and is the only one I could get her to come to in the theater to see with me. I usually go to them all alone which sucks but if I want to see them badly enough I do it. This is a must see for any Die Hard Rob Zombie fan, or anyone who liked the original Halloween movies. I hope Rob makes a sequel I would go see it I think that my wife would too, this made me love remakes...

Hostel, & Hostel II 2005 & 2007 (*****): I loved these in theaters, would go to the theater if they ever make a third one. Awesome movies very gory, and violent it will make you think twice about staying in Hostels in certain countries. scary as shit. This is the type of movie that I can't watch at all in my wife's presence, very much a gorno, is a big torture flick, with too much violence and blood if your not a die hard gore fan not for the squeamish, or for people with bad hearts. My wife would most likely keel over die *lol* she hates the idea of people begging for their lives, and being hurt, or the sounds of their screaming. I however love it *hehehe* if that makes me a horrible person that's too bad I mean I don't feel that way in real life about real people. But come on these actors get paid to have the kind of fun I wish I was having. I own both of these on DVD as well I know shocking *lol* You must see these movies if your into alot of blood, gore, and violence. Five thumbs wayyyyy up.....

Texas Chainsaw Massacre, & Texas Chainsaw Massacre The Beginning 2003 & 2006 (*****): I never got to see either of these ones in theaters, but my wife did see Texas Chainsaw Massacre in theaters. Both were better than any of the original versions of the movie of course remakes always seem better because technology is better and so is Hollywood make up. Very gory, and very scary highly recommended and Jessica Biel is in it you can't do much better than that. She is hot even in this movie, and she survives and is still alive in the end. I own both of these on DVD too, definitely see them both if you have not done so. If they make more I will go see them......

Turistas 2006 (****): A good movie will make you think twice about traveling or being a tourist. I own it on DVD, not bad kinda predictable. Was ok to see in theaters but not any different on DVD. Fairly good on gore not has good as some though, I don't recommend it if you hate scary movies that are long, and drawn out. But worth at least renting for the average horror buff, would have to be a die hard horror buff like me to want to own it on DVD though. If you have seen it let me know what you think this one gets mixed reviews from me *lol* it had its moments of scariness. One thumb up in terms of the gore factor, and fear factor.....

Cabin Fever 2002 (****): A good movie that is about a flesh eating disease/illness from the contaminated water in their cabin in the middle of nowhere. I never got to see this one in theaters but I wanted to. I own it on DVD is has that guy in it that played Shawn on the hit tv show Boy Meets World. I recommend you see it once at least, good gore, not much violence in my opinion. Their is even a Girlfriend friendly version on the DVD which I have never watched *lol* sounds lame to me. My wife never watches or even saw this one either.....

My Bloody Valentine 3D 2009 (*****): I went and saw this in theaters a few weeks ago not worth it if you can't see it in 3D, it is a must see in 3D it is a remake of an old classic movie of the same name. I liked the original, but not as much. Lot's of gore and special FX due in part to the use of the 3D. This is the movie that I kept the glasses from, I rate the 3D version five stars, I will buy it on DVD but I don't know how good it will be because the DVD won't be in 3D or so I have heard. Go see this one in 3D if your theater only as it in 2D don't waste or money or time wait for the DVD then rent it. Made me jump things really came at you from the screen the whole thing is in 3D not just parts of it. The 3D version is not a good idea for the fainthearted or easily scared. View it in 3D at your own risk I'm a die hard gore and horror movie buff that never gets scared but the 3D in this one scared me, there were points I was thinking Oh My God I need to get out of here, and if you knew me that would shock you. I would love to see it one last time in 3D though I know it would not shock and scare me as much the second time around but the 3D makes me want to see it again. I will be buying the original DVD as well it got re released big shock there *lol* I will post the glasses up soon. Ok there I have now posted up the picture of the 3D glasses on the top of this blog entry. Now back to more reviews....
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The Devils Rejects 2005 (*****): Another goody of Rob Zombies, I want to own this movie, I never saw it in the theater but I wish I had. One very good kick ass movie I highly recommend it. Good gore, lots of blood and if you liked Halloween then you have to see this which is his earlier work. And you thought he was just a singer, he does much better being a director for horror. So please do yourself a favor rent or buy this movie, you will not regret it...

House Of 1000 Corpses 2003 (****): The Most Shocking Tale Of Carnage Ever Seen.

Synopsis:
In "House of 1000 Corpses", two young couples take a misguided tour onto the back roads of America in search of a local legend known as Dr. Satan. Lost and stranded, they are set upon by a bizarre family of psychotics. Murder, cannibalism and satanic rituals are just a few of the 1000+ horrors that await.

"House Of 1000 Corpses" It takes much of its story from previous horror flicks, it is still a unique piece in that it combines a multitude of effects, both visual and the suggested unseen.

Four American teenagers (who else?) are driving home on October 30, 1977 - All Hallows Eve - the night before Halloween. They run out of petrol and take a detour to a rather bizarre gas station that houses a museum of monsters and madmen. Captain Spaulding (Sid Haig, and also one of many characters who takes the name from a Marx Bros. character) runs the gas station and is tour guide, always being dressed for the part and with clown makeup. Curiosity gets the better of the teenagers during the tour and they ask for directions to the nearby infamous Dr. Satan's house, a detour from which none of them will return.

Along the way they pick up an outrageous blonde hitchhiker, Baby (Sheri Moon), who befriends them instantly, taking them back to her house of horrors. The house is when the real fun begins and it is nice to see Karen Black answer the door as the spookily seductive Mother Firefly. One of the girls has phoned her father in advance to say they will be home soon, and when they don't appear, he phones the local sheriff and they set off to find the foursome. This leads to one of the most horrific, shocking scenes in the movie, when the sheriff's deputy is shot dead by the mad Otis (Billy Moseley). The memory of this scene will surely linger for a long time.

Be warned about this movie, as it is a feast of gore, blood, torture, naked flesh and killing in the extreme. The film is interspersed with nostalgic horror movie footage and uses a heavy metal soundtrack to pound home the terror. This is no picnic. See it if you dare. I loved this movie once again it is a Rob Zombie flick, I never got to see it in theaters but I wanted to. I want to buy it, I say rent it you will like it....

The Hills Have Eyes, & The Hills Have Eyes II 2006 & 2007 (*****): If you like the idea of Red neck freaks terrorizing people that are lost and stranded in the desert, then these are the movies that you must see. I liked them I never got to see either of them in the theater but I wished I had, I do want to buy them both on DVD. They give good gore, but at the same time you can laugh out loud at both movies because the killers are so hideous, deformed, and ugly. I recommend both of these movies, not for the weak hearted though, and not for the easily disturbed. May give you nightmares, a must see for every good horror movie buff, at least in my opinion....

Wrong Turn & Wrong Turn II 2003 & 2007 (*****): I loved these movies the second one was even better than the first one. I never got to see either of them in theaters but I wished that I had, I watched them both online back to back. Very gory, bloody, violent, and scary. Very similar to the storylines of The Hills Have Eyes, and Texas Chainsaw Massacre. All seem to have the whole backwoods redneck theme going on. I highly recommend both of these I will be buying both on DVD eventually.....