Long Ass Survey!

Oh god, this is the longest survey EVER

Huge Questionair

What is your name? Dylan

002. Spell your name backwards: nalyD
003. Date of birth: October 15, 1977
004. Male or female? male
005. Astrological sign: Libra
006. Nicknames: Um...The D-Man, Bear, Hunny Bear, Unc.
007. Occupation?: Hotel Reservations and sales
008. Height: 5'4"
009. Weight: 250 Lbs
010. Hair color: dark Brown
011. Eye color: brown
012. Where were you born? Yorkton, Saskatchewan, Canada
013. Where do you reside now? Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada
014. Age: 29
015. Screen names: dylanferrier
016. E-mail addy: dylanferrier@hotmail.com
017. What does your screen name stand for: My name
018. What is your MySpace name? dylanferrier
019. Where did you grow up? Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada
020. Pets: does my wife count???
021. Number of candles you blew out on your last birthday cake? 29.
022. Piercings? left ear
023. Tattoo's? one on my upper arm of a skull and crossbones with flames
024. Shoe size: 7 1/2 to 8
025. Righty or lefty? righty except when I type then its one handed with my left hand.
026. Wearing: wife beater and shorts.
027. Hearing: the AC and fan running in my room
028. Feeling: Happy because i get three days off of work
029. Eating/drinking: chocolate milk


~Guys/girls/Love/Kissing/And Other Stuff~
061. Have you ever been in love? yes I am right now
062. How many people have you told "I love you"? um..my wife and sister and neices and mom
063. How many people have you been in love with? 5 counting my wife
064. How many people have you kissed? a few
065. Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex? no
066. How many people have you dated? a few
067. What do you look for in a guy/girl? Kindness, passion, sense of humor, loving, forgiving, fun, intelligence.
068. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? eyes, smile, voice, and lips, and legs, and ass.
069. What type of guy/girl do you usually go for? um...ask my wife *lol*
070. Do you have a bf/gf? yeah, and a wife *lol*
071. If so where did you meet them? Online
072. What do you like most about your bf/gf?: Things I can't say on here, but also the fact that she loves and accepts me for me
073. Do you have a crush right now? I dunno after almost a year of marriage I don't think you can have a crush anymore *lol* or maybe on Madonna
074. If so who is it? Yup definitely Maddy
075. Do you believe in love at first sight? yes
076. Do you remember your first love? yep
077. Who is the first person you kissed? An ex gf *lol*
078. Do you believe in fate? yup
079. Do you believe in soul mates? yup
080. If so do you believe you'll ever find yours? I already have


~Family Stuff~
104. How many siblings do you have? 4
105. What are your parents names? Jean and DeRay
106. What are your siblings names? Zana, Dee Dee, Venus, and Tammy.
107. How many siblings does your mother have? Uh... alot some are dead though
108. How many siblings does your father have? um... alot some are dead though
109. Where are your parents from? mom-Saskatchewan Canada, dad-Flint, Mich, USA
110. Is your family close? some are
111. Does your family get together for holidays? yes
112. Do you have a drunk uncle? no
113. Any medical problems run through your family? yeah, lots
114. Does someone in your family wear a toupee? no
115. Do you have any nieces or nephews? yeah, 1 nephew, 2 great nephews, and one great niece, and 4 nieces with one more either niece or nephew on the way, and then several on Angie's side.
116. Are your parents divorced? no I wish
117. Do you have step parents? No
118. Has your family ever disowned another member of your family? yeah
119. If so for what? her meanness
120. Did some of your family come to America from another country? not sure

~Music Stuff~
121. What song do you swear was written about you or your life? almost every song by Nirvana
122. What's the most embarrasing cd you own? Crazy Frog
123. What's the best cd you own? all of my Madonna and Nirvana ones
124. What song do you absolutely hate? MMMMBop By Hanson and every country song you can think of.
125. Do you sing in the shower? yes
126. What song reminds you of that special someone? I'll Stand By you By The Pretenders it was our wedding song.

HEY, what happened to questions 127-151?????????

~Favorites~
152. Color: red
153. Food: almost anything my wife makes
154. Song: Hung Up By Madonna and any other song by her for that matter.
155. Show: ER
156. School subject: English
157. Band/singer: Nirvana/Madonna
158. Animal: Hamster Or Dog
159. Outfit? almost everything I wear
160. Radio station: C95
161. Movie: All of the Saw and Hostel movies
162. Pair of shoes: High top sneakers
163. Cartoon: Winnie the Pooh
164. Actor: Jonathan Brandis my he RIP
165. Actress: Megan Follows
166. Potato chip: Sour Cream And Onion
167. Drink: Coffee
168. Alcholic drink: Smirnoff Ice any flavor.
169. Holiday: Christmas
170. Perfume/cologne: Fire and Ice
171. Pizza topping: Black olives and pepperoni
172. Jello flavor: Cherry
173. Lunch meat: Salami or bologna.
174. Board game: trivial pursuit
175. Video game: mortal kombat
176. Website: Newgrounds
177. Book: Anything by Stephen King
178. Computer game: The Sims and The Sims 2, and Roller coaster Tycoon
179. Number: 69 and 23
180. Cereal: Cinnamon toast crunch
181. Comedian: Ellen Degeneres, Margaret Cho, Elvira Kurt.
182. Dessert: Cheesecake and chocolate
183. Disney character: Winnie The Pooh
184. Clothing store: Walmart, thrift stores.
185. Pasttime: doing something that involves electronics
186. Teacher: Ruth from work
187. Childhood toy: I had too many faves as a child
188. Carnival game/ride: bumper cars and the ferris wheel
189. Candy bar: Oh Henry
190. Magazine: Men's Health
191. Salad dressing: Creamy Cucumber
192. Thing to do on the weekend: Go to the movies, watch tv, surf the net, play video games, go shopping.
193. Hot drink: Coffee
194. Season: Fall and winter
195. Sport to watch: Basketball, and hockey
196. Person to talk to online: my wife, several friends, and family

~Your Bedroom/Sleeping Habits~
197. What color are your sheets? they are mixed we have many different kinds
198. What color are your bedroom walls? white
199. Do you have posters on your wall? yes
200. If so of what? movies, Madonna, nirvana, Michael Jordan
201. Do you have a tv in your bedroom? yes
202. How many pillows are on your bed? Four if you can't mine and Angie's
203. What do you normally sleep in? wife beater, t-shirt, and either pj bottoms or my boxer briefs
204. Describe your favorite pair of pajamas: comfy old t-shirts and worn out pj bottoms
205. What size bed do you have? twin
206. Do you have a waterbed/bunkbed/daybed? no
207. Do you have your own phone line in your bedroom? yes
208. Do you listen to music while trying to fall asleep? no
209. Describe the last nightmare you had: can't remember
210. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? my wife *lol*
211. How many people can comfortably sleep in your bed? 2 just barely
212. Do you sleep in any unusual positions? no
213. Do you have to share your bedroom with a sibling? no just my wife
214. Do you snore? yes
215. How about drool? sometimes lol
216. Do you have an alarm clock in your room? Yes
217. What color is the carpet in your room? none
218. What's under your bed? dust bunny's and lint
219. Coke/Pepsi: pepsi
220. Doughnuts/bagels: donuts
221. Day/night: night
222. Wicked witch of the east/wicked witch of the west: Don't know which one is my wife again? *lol*
223. Heaven/hell: I don't believe in either
224. Make love/have sex: have sex but sometimes make love depends on the day
225. Coffee/tea: coffee
226. Hamburgers/hotdogs: hamburgers
227. Rap/rock: rock
228. Britney/Christina: Christina
229. Swiss cheese/american cheese: american
230. Real World/Road Rules: neither
231. Backstreet Boys/Nsync:yuck
232. Silver/gold: gold
233. Nike/Adidas: Nike
234. McDonalds/Taco Bell: Taco Bell
235. Sweet/sour: sweet
236. Punk/emo: punk
237. Hot/cold: cold
238. Winter/summer:winter
239. Spring/fall: fall
240. Operas/plays: Plays
241. Read/watch tv: TV
242. Cd's/tapes: cds
243. Dvd's/vhs: dvds
244. Old/new: depends
245. Shorts/skirts: shorts
246. Pink/red: red
247. Colored pictures/black and white photos: colored
248. Meat/vegetables: meat
249. Mexican food/chinese food: mexican
250. Commercials/infomercials: neither
251. Scary movies/comedies: scary movies
252. Bikinis/one piece bathing suits: bikinis the ladies are hot in them
253. Sandals/tennis shoes: neither
254. Dogs/cats: dogs
255. Unicorns/fairies: neither
256. Water/land: land
257. Sugar/spice: Sugar
258. Black/white: black
259. Ribbons/bows:neither
260. Chicken/beef: beef
261. Colored christmas lights/regular white christmas lights: colored
262. Cars/trucks: trucks
263. Austin Powers/James Bond: James Bond
264. Popcorn/pretzels: Popcorn
265. Hip/hop: hip
266. Passionate kiss/peck: depends on who's kissing me lol
267. WWE wrestling/ real wrestling.. neither yuck
268. Back rub/foot massage: back rub
269. Picture frames/photo albums: both
270. Pens/pencils: Pens


~What Is Your Opinion Of The Following~
271. Eminem: he's ok
272. Virgins: stupid
273. God: not real
274. The Osbournes: stupid
275. Reality TV: boring
276. J.Lo: good singer, bad actress
277. Religion: agnostic
278. Emo music: no way
279. Valentine's Day: its nice
280. Christina Aguilera's comeback: awesome
281. Homosexuals: I love gay guys they are awesome
282. Abortion: Pro choice
283. Inter-racial relationships: Skin color doesn't change your love for someone.
284. Murder: wrong
285. Death: happens all the time
286. Obesity: its life
287. Pre-marital sex: Up to the couple.
288. Terrorism: wrong
289. Pornography:awesome
290. Fortune tellers: fun
291. Threesomes: I'm all for it
292. Prostitution: messed up
293. Politics: stupid
294. Country music: dumb
295. George W. Bush: let's kill him like he's killed so many
296. Cloning: cool
297. Britney's boobs:not that great
298. Gas prices in America: better than in Canada

~Name Game~ What Do You Think Of When You Hear These Common Names?...
299. Jack: Russell
300. Tiffany: a singer from the 80's
301. Ben: Afleck
302. Maria: the sound of music
303. Jennifer: my ex
304. Nicole: anna
305. Amy: fisher
306. Adam: the opposite of eve
307. Richard: nixion
308. Justin: timberlake
309. Arnold: the governor
310. Tom: arnold
311. Melissa: gilbert
312. Charlotte: NC
313. Harold: Maude
314. John: a place to poop
315. Joel: billy
316. Vanessa: the Cosby show
317. Michelle: Fullhouse
318: Kevin: Bacon
319. Brent: .....
320. Jake: and the fat man
321. Billy: what the grandpa says on southpark when he is talking to stan
322. Sarah: Ferguson
323. Natalie: the facts of life
324. Jerry: springer
25. Nick: what i do to myself when I shave
326. Linda: a friend of mine
327. Taylor: tim the tool man
328. Jordan:michael
329. Jaime: fox
330. Adrian: not sure

~Have You Ever....~
331. Mooned anyone? no
332. Been on a diet? yes
333. Been to a foreign country? Um... Does the USA count?
334. Broken a bone? no
335. Swallowed a tooth/cap/filling? no
336. Swear at a teacher?
337. Talked to a Myspace member via e-mails or instant messages? yes
338. Got in a fight? not a fist fight...
339. Dated a teacher? yuck
340. Laughed so hard you peed your pants? yes
341. Thought about killing your enemy? yes
342. Gone skinny dipping? no
343. Met another MySpace member in the flesh? um, just my friends lol
344. Told a little white lie? yes
345. Told a secret you swore not to tell? yeah
346 Used a foreign object to masturbate? no
347. Misused a swear word and it sounded absolutely stupid? nah
348. Been on tv? almost
349. Been on the radio? yeah when I used to request songs
350. Been in a mosh pit? nope
351. Been to a concert? Yes Jann arden
352. Dated one of your best friends? yes
353. Loved someone so much it makes you cry? yeah
354. Deceived somebody close to you? probably
355. Broken the law? yes
356. Been to a rodeo? no
357. Been on a talk show? no
358. Been on a game show? no
359. Been on an airplane? yes
360. Got to ride on a firetruck? no
361. Came close to dying? not sure
362. Cheated on a bf/gf? no
363. Gave someone a piggy back ride? yes
364. Terrorized a babysitter? no
365. Made a mud pie? no
366. Had a dream that your falling off a cliff? yeah
367. Snuck out of the house at night? no
368. Been so drunk you don't remember your name? no
369. Had an eating disorder? no
370. Felt like you didn't belong? yes
371. Felt like the 3rd wheel? yes
372. Been made fun of? Yes
373. Done drugs? yes pot
374. Stolen money from a poor person begging on the street? no
375. Had your tonsils removed? no
376. Gone to camp? yep
377. Won a bet? yep
378. Written a love letter? yes
379. Gone out of your way to be with the one you love? yes
380. Written a love poem? yeah
381. Kissed in the rain? no
382. Slow danced with someone you love? yeah
383. Participated in cyber sex? yes
384. Faked an orgasm? no
385. Stolen a kiss? yes
386. Asked a friend for relationship advice? no
387. Had a friend steal your bf/gf? no
388. Watched the sunset/rise with someone you love? yeah
389. Gotten a speeding ticket? no
390. Done jail time? no
391. Had to wear a uniform to work? yes
392. Won a trophy? no
393. Thrown up in public? yes
394. Bowled a perfect game? no
395. Failed/got held back? yes
396. Got perfect attendance in grade school? once
397. Roasted pumpkin seeds? yes
398. Taken ballet lessons? no
399. Attempted suicide? yes
400. Cut yourself? yes

~Childhood Stuff~
401. Did you play with Barbies? used to
402. Did you own Treasure Trolls? no
403. Did you watch Beverly Hills 90210? yes it was my fave
404. Did you play Simon? yes
405. Did you watch Fraggle Rock? yes
407. Did you believe there were monsters in your closet or under your bed? no
408. Did you wear the underwear with the days of the week on them? no
409. Were you shy? no
410. Were you spoiled? no
411. Were you abused? yes
412. Did you go to the circus? yes
413. Did you go to the zoo? Yes
414. Were you in a car accident? yeah
416. Did you cry when you scraped your knee? probably
417. Were your older cousins mean to you? no.
418. Did you think slinkies were cool? yeah
419. Did you think the Ninja Turtles really lived in the sewer? yes
420. Were you afraid of the dark? no
421. Did you have slumber parties? yes
422. Did you have New Kids On The Block sheets, curtains, sleeping bags, dolls and pajamas? no
423. Did you tease your hair out like Tiffany?: no
424. Did you believe in the Easter Bunny/Santa Claus/ and the Tooth Fairy? yeah, yes, and no

~Randomness~
425. Do you believe in aliens? yes
426. Name 3 things that are next to your computer: phone, cup of pen's, tv.
427. Do you have any hidden talents? um... I dunno
428. Do you wish MTV would play music videos? yes
429. If you were to star in a movie, what kind of movie would it be? horror
430. What would your movie star name be? not sure
431. Do you play any sports? no but I used to
432. What's the scariest movie you've ever seen? Hostel and Hostel 2
433. What is the best movie you've seen in the theater or rented recently? The Simpson's
434. What is the dumbest movie you've ever seen? hmm... Brokeback Mountain
435. Do you drive? no
436. What is your dream car? Mustang convertible in red
437. Do you think you're good looking? no
438. Do others think you are good looking? not sure
439. Would you ever sky dive? maybe
440. Do you believe in Bigfoot? no
441. How many rooms do you have in your house? bedrooms, 2, altogether 5
442. Are you afraid of roller coasters? yes
443. Do you believe in God? no
444. Do you believe in Satan? no
445. Do you believe there is a heaven? no
446. Do you believe there is a hell? no
447. Do you own a pool table? no
448. Do you have a pool? no
449. Do you have a dishwasher in your kitchen? yeah
450. Do you like chocolate? yes
451. Who/what is on your 2003 calendar? Madonna
452. How many U.S. states have you visited? lots
453. Ever wished on a shooting star? no
454. Best Halloween costume you ever wore? ET
455. Do you carry any weapons on you? sometimes
456. What is your weakness? junk food and sex
457. Name something you can't get enough of: Madonna, coffee, gore, tech gadgets, and my wife
458. Describe yourself in 3 adjectives: funny, loving, a big teddy bear
459. How many kids do you want to have? no more than 2
460. Future daughters names: Madonna, Jean
461. Future sons names: Dylan, Michael Jordan, Scott
462. What is your ideal way to die? in my sleep or with those I love all around me
463. How do you release stress? Masturbate, yell, watch tv
464. Are you a trendy person? i don't know
465. Are you an artistic person? no
466. Are you a realistic person? yes
467. Do you un-tie your shoes every time you take them off? yes
468. Are you a strong person? yes
469. Are you a strong willed person? yes
470. Who is the last person to e-mail you? my sister
471. Who is the last person to IM you? no one
472. Do you hate chain e-mails? yeah
473. Are you a deep sleeper? no
474. Are you a good story teller? I think so
475. What do you believe is your best quality? good listener
476. What is your greatest accomplishment? nothing
477. Do you like to burn candles or incense? Candles
478. Do you do yoga? no
479. Do you have your own credit card? i wish
480. Let's say you win the lotto. What do you do with all that money? get all my surgeries.
481. Do you have a check book? no
482. Do you like your driver's license picture? not really
483. Do you tan easily? sometimes
484. What color is your hair naturally? dark brown
485. How many fillings do you have? a couple
486. How many cavities did you have at your last dentist visit? three
487. Worst feeling in the world? being unable to get my surgeries
488. Best feeling in the world? that moment when you get that thing out of your teeth you've been picking at all day lol I feel that same way Krystal *lol* and that after sex glow
489. Is the glass half empty or half full? half empty
490. Last thing you downloaded? an update for my PSP
491. Do you catch yourself using online terms in your real life? yes
492. What do you think people think of you? I dunno, geek, nerd, and dork
493. Are you a likeable person? i think so
494. Do you need therapy? no
495. Do you take medication for a chemical imbalance? no
496. What is the best way to be proposed to? dunno depends
497. What kind of movie would you star in? horror didn't I answer that once?
498. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? no FED UP EX
499. What are you thinking? Will this ever end???
500. What's your favorite phrase: Not sure