Hey there everyone if anyone still reads this blog anymore *sniffles* *lol* Well it's a new year and I just went to the theater a few weeks ago to see a horror movie called My Bloody Valentine 3D, I kept my glasses from it as well I'll post a picture of them on here soon so you can see them they look so neat not like the old retro 3D glasses that were red and blue and cardboard, these ones are plastic and kinda look like sunglasses. They say on them don't use as sunglasses *lol* So anyways it got me thinking that I should be blogging about my favorite horror/gory movies of all time. And since I'll be doing it again in February on Friday the 13th aka February 13th or a few days after that day I thought Dylan you see so many scary movies why not talk about them on here so here goes a run down of my favorite horror and gory movies. The movie I will be going to see next is Friday The 13th it comes out on Friday the 13th of February you know the movie its one about the serial killer Jason. So anyways here goes a new post after many months of no blogging lets see if I still remember how to blog *lol* ok here goes I have also given my own up to five star ratings for each one.....
The Saw movies all of them 2004 to 2008 (****): Saw, Saw II, Saw III, Saw IV, & Saw V: The first one was not as good as the ones that came after it but a good place to start, it was good enough to hold my interest and make me want to see the others in the series so far there have been five of them in the whole series I own them all on DVD, and they are in production for Saw 6 right now, also in the works is a video game based on the movies I'd play it. I recommend the Saw movies to die hard Gorno fans with strong stomachs and hearts *lol*. Just ask my wife it is scary stuff she went to see number three or four with me in the theater and she said never again *lol* I loved hearing that from her though actually believe it or not.....
Rob Zombies Halloween 2007 (*****): I saw this in theaters with my wife. I did not like the original Halloween movies too lame, and predictable and not much gore, but Rob zombie definitely changed all of that. I recommend it I own it on DVD as well, and even my wife liked it and if she liked it then it is an excellent movie because she is fussy when it comes to these types of movies first off and secondly she hates scary and gory movies. This was and is the only one I could get her to come to in the theater to see with me. I usually go to them all alone which sucks but if I want to see them badly enough I do it. This is a must see for any Die Hard Rob Zombie fan, or anyone who liked the original Halloween movies. I hope Rob makes a sequel I would go see it I think that my wife would too, this made me love remakes...
Hostel, & Hostel II 2005 & 2007 (*****): I loved these in theaters, would go to the theater if they ever make a third one. Awesome movies very gory, and violent it will make you think twice about staying in Hostels in certain countries. scary as shit. This is the type of movie that I can't watch at all in my wife's presence, very much a gorno, is a big torture flick, with too much violence and blood if your not a die hard gore fan not for the squeamish, or for people with bad hearts. My wife would most likely keel over die *lol* she hates the idea of people begging for their lives, and being hurt, or the sounds of their screaming. I however love it *hehehe* if that makes me a horrible person that's too bad I mean I don't feel that way in real life about real people. But come on these actors get paid to have the kind of fun I wish I was having. I own both of these on DVD as well I know shocking *lol* You must see these movies if your into alot of blood, gore, and violence. Five thumbs wayyyyy up.....
Texas Chainsaw Massacre, & Texas Chainsaw Massacre The Beginning 2003 & 2006 (*****): I never got to see either of these ones in theaters, but my wife did see Texas Chainsaw Massacre in theaters. Both were better than any of the original versions of the movie of course remakes always seem better because technology is better and so is Hollywood make up. Very gory, and very scary highly recommended and Jessica Biel is in it you can't do much better than that. She is hot even in this movie, and she survives and is still alive in the end. I own both of these on DVD too, definitely see them both if you have not done so. If they make more I will go see them......
Turistas 2006 (****): A good movie will make you think twice about traveling or being a tourist. I own it on DVD, not bad kinda predictable. Was ok to see in theaters but not any different on DVD. Fairly good on gore not has good as some though, I don't recommend it if you hate scary movies that are long, and drawn out. But worth at least renting for the average horror buff, would have to be a die hard horror buff like me to want to own it on DVD though. If you have seen it let me know what you think this one gets mixed reviews from me *lol* it had its moments of scariness. One thumb up in terms of the gore factor, and fear factor.....
Cabin Fever 2002 (****): A good movie that is about a flesh eating disease/illness from the contaminated water in their cabin in the middle of nowhere. I never got to see this one in theaters but I wanted to. I own it on DVD is has that guy in it that played Shawn on the hit tv show Boy Meets World. I recommend you see it once at least, good gore, not much violence in my opinion. Their is even a Girlfriend friendly version on the DVD which I have never watched *lol* sounds lame to me. My wife never watches or even saw this one either.....
My Bloody Valentine 3D 2009 (*****): I went and saw this in theaters a few weeks ago not worth it if you can't see it in 3D, it is a must see in 3D it is a remake of an old classic movie of the same name. I liked the original, but not as much. Lot's of gore and special FX due in part to the use of the 3D. This is the movie that I kept the glasses from, I rate the 3D version five stars, I will buy it on DVD but I don't know how good it will be because the DVD won't be in 3D or so I have heard. Go see this one in 3D if your theater only as it in 2D don't waste or money or time wait for the DVD then rent it. Made me jump things really came at you from the screen the whole thing is in 3D not just parts of it. The 3D version is not a good idea for the fainthearted or easily scared. View it in 3D at your own risk I'm a die hard gore and horror movie buff that never gets scared but the 3D in this one scared me, there were points I was thinking Oh My God I need to get out of here, and if you knew me that would shock you. I would love to see it one last time in 3D though I know it would not shock and scare me as much the second time around but the 3D makes me want to see it again. I will be buying the original DVD as well it got re released big shock there *lol* I will post the glasses up soon. Ok there I have now posted up the picture of the 3D glasses on the top of this blog entry. Now back to more reviews.....
The Devils Rejects 2005 (*****): Another goody of Rob Zombies, I want to own this movie, I never saw it in the theater but I wish I had. One very good kick ass movie I highly recommend it. Good gore, lots of blood and if you liked Halloween then you have to see this which is his earlier work. And you thought he was just a singer, he does much better being a director for horror. So please do yourself a favor rent or buy this movie, you will not regret it...
House Of 1000 Corpses 2003 (****): The Most Shocking Tale Of Carnage Ever Seen.Synopsis:
In "House of 1000 Corpses", two young couples take a misguided tour onto the back roads of America in search of a local legend known as Dr. Satan. Lost and stranded, they are set upon by a bizarre family of psychotics. Murder, cannibalism and satanic rituals are just a few of the 1000+ horrors that await.
"House Of 1000 Corpses" It takes much of its story from previous horror flicks, it is still a unique piece in that it combines a multitude of effects, both visual and the suggested unseen.
Four American teenagers (who else?) are driving home on October 30, 1977 - All Hallows Eve - the night before Halloween. They run out of petrol and take a detour to a rather bizarre gas station that houses a museum of monsters and madmen. Captain Spaulding (Sid Haig, and also one of many characters who takes the name from a Marx Bros. character) runs the gas station and is tour guide, always being dressed for the part and with clown makeup. Curiosity gets the better of the teenagers during the tour and they ask for directions to the nearby infamous Dr. Satan's house, a detour from which none of them will return.
Along the way they pick up an outrageous blonde hitchhiker, Baby (Sheri Moon), who befriends them instantly, taking them back to her house of horrors. The house is when the real fun begins and it is nice to see Karen Black answer the door as the spookily seductive Mother Firefly. One of the girls has phoned her father in advance to say they will be home soon, and when they don't appear, he phones the local sheriff and they set off to find the foursome. This leads to one of the most horrific, shocking scenes in the movie, when the sheriff's deputy is shot dead by the mad Otis (Billy Moseley). The memory of this scene will surely linger for a long time.
Be warned about this movie, as it is a feast of gore, blood, torture, naked flesh and killing in the extreme. The film is interspersed with nostalgic horror movie footage and uses a heavy metal soundtrack to pound home the terror. This is no picnic. See it if you dare. I loved this movie once again it is a Rob Zombie flick, I never got to see it in theaters but I wanted to. I want to buy it, I say rent it you will like it....
The Hills Have Eyes, & The Hills Have Eyes II 2006 & 2007 (*****): If you like the idea of Red neck freaks terrorizing people that are lost and stranded in the desert, then these are the movies that you must see. I liked them I never got to see either of them in the theater but I wished I had, I do want to buy them both on DVD. They give good gore, but at the same time you can laugh out loud at both movies because the killers are so hideous, deformed, and ugly. I recommend both of these movies, not for the weak hearted though, and not for the easily disturbed. May give you nightmares, a must see for every good horror movie buff, at least in my opinion....
Wrong Turn & Wrong Turn II 2003 & 2007 (*****): I loved these movies the second one was even better than the first one. I never got to see either of them in theaters but I wished that I had, I watched them both online back to back. Very gory, bloody, violent, and scary. Very similar to the storylines of The Hills Have Eyes, and Texas Chainsaw Massacre. All seem to have the whole backwoods redneck theme going on. I highly recommend both of these I will be buying both on DVD eventually.....
