Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Funny Signs, and Billboards!!!!



























I just had to add this blog entry because I found these signs, and billboards funny.

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Wow I Have Not Seen The Office In Four Whole Days

So I have been off of work since Saturday and it is now Tuesday but that's counting my normal two days off which are Sunday's and Monday's. So anyways I was actually sick today, but on Saturday I did it so that we could Christmas shop, because with Remembrance day out here places would have not been opened when we needed them to be. So at least I did not have to sit in my lovely cubicle for four days straight, well not much else to say just thought I would post to my blog today out of boredom. Peace out.....

Friday, November 9, 2007

Finally I'm Going To Get A Raise!!!


Yes you read the title of this blog post correctly, my company is going to be giving me a .75 cent an hour raise, starting January 5th 2008. Plus on top of that raise I'll be getting at least another .23 cent an hour raise after I have been there one year, which I will be on November 27th 2007. And yes it may not seem like much per hour but it all adds up. I mean thats $10.75 an hour plus another .23 cents and I work eight hours a day five days a week so you do the math. it becomes $439.20 a week which is $878.40 every pay day before taxes. Thats $78.40 more than what I was making all this time. Well I'm taking the day off tomorrow to do some Christmas shopping, and buy myself some winter boots. And then I'm off of work until Tuesday, and then my week is full of work, dentists, and Dr's. Well I'll blog more soon when I have something else to blog about.

Sunday, October 28, 2007

I Just Had To Share The Song I Listened To On My Way To See Saw 4 On My MP3 Player

BLOODHOUND GANG LYRICS

"Hell Yeah"

Alright now boys and girls we've got another story for you now!
We want to introduce to you another friend of the Bible!

Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah

If I were God there would be no explicit sex on T.V.
Like little Opie eating pie when he made it with Aunt Bea

If I were God thou shall not worship false Billy Idols
And thou shall add the Book Of Flavor Flav to the Bible
Thou shall make fun of Hindus thou shall not make a "Speed 2"
If I were God that's what I'd do Heavens no

Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah

If I were God I'd get a bunch of slaves to do everything
Norwegian lesbians that feed me grapes and know how to sing

If I were God thou shall not wear tube socks with Flip-Flops
Thou shall sit and thou shall spin thou shall even wife swap
Thou shall resist the Olsen Twins, thou shall not cut "Footloose"
If I were God that's what I'd do, Heavens no

Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah

And when they nail my pimpled ass to the cross
I'll tell them I found Jesus that should throw them off
He goes by the name Jesus and steals hubcaps from cars
Oh Jesus can I borrow your crowbar?
To pry these God damn nails out they're beginning to hurt
Crucified and all I got was this lousy T-shirt
"I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!" I'll sing as I'm flogged
Yeah that's what I would do if I were God
So vote for me for Savior and you'll go to Heaven
Your lame duck Lord is like Kevin Spacey in "Seven"
With creepy threats of H-E-Double-Hockey-Stick
You just can't teach an old God new tricks
But would I be a good Messiah with my low self-esteem?
If I don't believe in myself would that be blasphemy?
Just sport some crummy "holier than thou" facade
Yeah that's what I would do if I were God

Monday, October 22, 2007

New Pictures Of Olivia!!!





My mom went to see the baby last night and she took these, I did not go because I was worried I would bring something to the baby because I had a flu shot plus my wife had been under the weather....